Home Blog Tours Blurb Blitz Tour & #Giveaway: Edger by David Beem

Blurb Blitz Tour & #Giveaway: Edger by David Beem

by Aleen @ Lampshade Reader

Blurb Blitz Tour & #Giveaway: Edger by David Beem

Welcome to the Blurb Blitz Tour for Edger by David Beem. The author will be awarding a $50 Amazon or Barnes and Noble GC to a randomly drawn winner via rafflecopter during the tour. Follow the blog tour by clicking on the banner image above. Commenting on blogs increases your chance of winning. Please only comment once per blog (unless it’s active conversations with an author, multiple comments from the same person will be deleted.)

 

Blog Tours header Edger by David Beem

Book Cover Edger - Ebook

Genre: Comedy Fiction

Published: April 8th, 2018

Purchase Link

Amazon

Blurb:

It’s been said every story must start somewhere. Ours begins with a professional dork. The kind who fixes computers and lives in his gran’s basement. The kind tapped by destiny (that saucy minx) to become the world’s first superhero!

And not a moment too soon…

A nano-sized artificial intelligence is on the loose! It got itself dart-gunned into a cow butt by a frog man in a porn store! Two stoners are corrupting it on twitter! And that’s just the first three pages!!

Join our dork of destiny as he channels the collective unconscious—his psychic superpower—in a harrowing tale of high drama, romance, betrayal, revenge, jesus chickens, cocaine, weirdos, magicians, ninjas, nfl spies, and disco ball water torture administered to the tune of rapture, by blondie. My god, man, what does it all mean!?

It means uncorking that next bottle of wine isn’t only a good idea—it’s advisable.

I drop the handful of ninja throwing stars back into their pouch on my utility belt and the overhead light glimmers off my hand, hitting the tiny silver nodules encircling the letter Z engraved on my superhero ring.

“Z is for Zarathustra,” says Mikey, noticing me looking at it. “As in Nietzsche’s ‘Superman.’ The goal of the human race is to produce a single cataclysmic individual who renders civilization as we know it obsolete.”

“That doesn’t sound like a good thing.”

“Depends on your point of view. To quote Nietzsche: God is dead. He’s been dead for a long time now. It’s why the world is the way it is. But you’re going to change that. For anyone who can access the Collective Unconscious, the future will be united in purpose, and not for any one person’s God—but for the wellbeing of all. Imagine a world like that.”

I gaze down at the ring on my finger and a not insignificant amount of trepidation hardens in my stomach.

“Sounds like you’re setting up this Zarathustra—me—to replace God,” I say.

“Are you religious?”

“No.”

“Then what do you care? Look. Relax. Enough of this God crap. Don’t take everything so seriously.”

“Ri-ight. Because when I think Edger Bonkovich, I think, now there’s a guy who’s taking life too seriously.”

The door opens to admit Mary dressed in yoga pants and a sports bra and my remaining ability to concentrate goes up in smoke.

Teaser Edger

About David Beem

David Beem enjoys superhero movies, taekwondo, and flossing. He lives in Djibouti with his family and crippling self-doubt. Help actualize David’s inner confidence. Visit his website today, and buy all the stuff.

 

a Rafflecopter giveaway

Turn on the light!

Light up your inbox and never miss a post!

I agree to have my personal information transfered to MailChimp ( more information )

I will never give away, trade or sell your email address. You can unsubscribe at any time.

Book Outlet ad
29 comments

29
Leave a Reply

What me to visit you? Just leave a link in the comments and I will stop by. :)

avatar
19 Comment threads
10 Thread replies
0 Followers
 
Most reacted comment
Hottest comment thread
19 Comment authors
LeAnn HarbertDavid BeemJames RobertMarySolange Recent comment authors

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

  Subscribe  
newest oldest most voted
Notify of
LeAnn Harbert
Guest
LeAnn Harbert

Sounds like it would be a funny and interesting book.

David Beem
Guest

Thank you everyone for stopping by today! And thank again, Aleen, for hosting!

James Robert
Guest
James Robert

Congrats on the tour and I appreciate the book description and the great giveaway as well. Love the tours, I get to find books and share with my sisters the ones I know they would enjoy reading and they both love to read. Thank you!

Mary
Guest
Mary

A fun excerpt!!

Solange
Guest
Solange

Sounds like a great read. Thanks for sharing. Love the excerpt and book cover too.

David Beem
Guest

Thank you, Solange, and thank you for stopping by!

Lacey Waters
Guest
Lacey Waters

This sounds like a very fun read 🙂

David Beem
Guest

Lacey: I hope it is! I wanted to write a fun read packed with lols. Thanks for stopping by!

Sandra Watts
Guest

Very cool. Looks like a lot of fun.

Victoria
Guest
Victoria

Great cover, sounds like a wonderful book 🙂

Dianne Casey
Guest
Dianne Casey

Sounds like an interesting read. Looking forward to reading the book.

David Beem
Guest

I hope you enjoy it, Dianne! Thank you for stopping by today!

Jenea’s Book Obsession
Guest

This certainly sounds great! Thanks for sharing that excerpt too.

David Beem
Guest

Thank you, Jenea! I hope you’ll give the book a shot. Thanks for stopping by today!

Rita Wray
Guest
Rita Wray

I liked the excerpt.

Brittany
Guest

This book sounds so ridiculous and awesome!

David Beem
Guest

Hi, Brittany. I can testify to its ridiculousness and awesomeness! It also has weirdos and ninjas. 😉

Thanks for stopping by!

kim hansen
Guest
kim hansen

Love the cover.

Angie @ Ba_BAMB
Guest

That is some blurb! The man on the cover reminds me of Hotch from Criminal Minds. LOL

Thanks for sharing, Aleen!

David Beem
Guest

Hi, Angie. Thanks for stopping by! I can see the resemblance to Hotch–never noticed before!

David Beem
Guest

Thank you for hosting my book today!

John Smith
Guest
John Smith

Nano-sized artificial intelligence sounds like a definite dystopian theme!

David Beem
Guest

@John Smith: LOL, Michael Crichton, it isn’t. Dystopian with a laugh! Thanks for stopping by. 😉

Goddess Fish Promotions
Guest

Thanks for hosting!

Lisa Brown
Guest
Lisa Brown

I enjoyed getting to know your book; congrats on the tour, I hope it is a fun one for you, and thanks for the chance to win 🙂

Richard Brandt
Guest

I’m not even going to ask why there’s a cow butt in a porn store.

David Beem
Guest

@Richard Brandt: In a world where cows are shot in the butt by frogmen in porn stores, expect the unexpected, prepare for the unpreparable–and stock that extra bottle of wine…for the silliness in this one is strong. 😉

Thank you for stopping by today!

This website uses cookies to improve your experience. We'll assume you're ok with this, but you can opt-out if you wish. Accept Read More

Privacy & Cookies Policy
%d bloggers like this: